sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

the-politics-fandom:

impalaenterprise221b:

the-politics-fandom:

"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"

Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints. 

Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!

Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either 

brok3nstatues:


And The Snakes Start To Sing

brok3nstatues:

And The Snakes Start To Sing

Pizza
5 seconds of summer
She Looks So Perfect Cassette
57,868 plays

ashtonie:

5 seconds of summer - Pizza (LYRICS)

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Michael wants another slice

Michael wants another slice

Michael wants another slice

PIZZA PIZZA

Michael wants another slice

Michael wants another slice

Michael wants another slice

PIZZA PIZZA

Now! (ooh) Now!

PIZZA

(ooh) NOW (ooh) PIZZA

*giggles*

((why did i become obsessed with this band omfg))

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM